Archive for the ‘FUNNY RANDOM OR PLAIN STUPID’ Category

New Britney Spears - Gimme More

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Gimme Less!!!!! Shocks what kinda cookity mess is this right here? ” It’s Britney bitch” ? Isn’t that the most random line eva? I guess a discount dollar store wig is better than going commando huh? Britney needs a Tina/Crypt makeover like yesterday……

Wardrobe Malfunction goes to Court

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

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The 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia will decide whether it was fair for the FCC to fine CBS for broadcasting Janet Jacksons partially exposed breast when it was an accident that couldnt have been forseen. Justin Timberlake, who was performing with Jackson during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime performance and ripped off the material that exposed her breast, called the whole thing a “wardrobe malfunction” at the time.

After the, incident, the FCC slapped CBS Corp. with a $550,000 fine for violating the country’s anti-indecency laws. CBS appealed, calling the agency’s $27,500 fine for each of the network’s owned-and-operated stations “illogical.” The network, which was owned by Viacom Inc. at the time, argued that the flash was unintentional during a live broadcast, and therefore, beyond their control.

“Lacking any evidence to support the initial speculations about network complicity, the commission instead reached the illogical conclusion that the halftime show was designed to ‘pander to, titillate and shock the viewing audience’ despite the fact that Viacom did not plan the sole part of the performance the FCC says made it indecent, the ‘costume reveal’; did not know about it in advance; did not sanction it (and would not have done so had it known); and took steps to prevent anything at odds with broadcast standards,” CBS said in its appeal. “But as a matter of simple logic, something cannot be ‘designed’ without advance knowledge.”

The FCC, however, contends that “even relatively fleeting references may be found indecent where other factors contribute to a finding of patent offensiveness.” The agency also contends that the parent company should have known that any event produced by MTV, also owned by Viacom, has the potential of being offensive.

“The Viacom organization knew, or surely should have known, what was to come,” then-FCC chairman Michael Powell said at the time. “The fact that Viacom promoted the halftime show before it aired as one that would be shocking gives credence to their culpability. Unquestionably, Viacom consciously took the risk and thus now bears the responsibility.”

Is this really necessary? The old men at the FCC probably enjoyed that show…Besides it isn’t like anybody is seeing anything for the first time….I mean come one most of us were all breast fed….

Michael Jackson Loves Chris Brown

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007
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Michael Jackson released a statement to Access Hollywood regarding the eye-popping performance of Chris Brown on Sundays MTV Video Music Awards. During his set, the 18-year-old did a spot-on snippet of Jacksons Billie Jean dance from the Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever television special in 1983. Chris is a bright and shining star whom I enjoy watching perform, Jackson said. I am happy to have had a positive influence on him. Browns sophomore album, Exclusive, is scheduled to hit stores on November 6

Where you at Mike? I’ve been waiting for a good minute now for that comeback….

Tommy Apologizes?

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

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Everybody keeps talking about the semi-fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee, but nobody seems to mention that this was al going down during Ms Keys performance…. Them fools could have at least waited till the commercial break, Why did they have to do it at the most only exciting part of the show….Well at least he apologized huh…Can we get someone to apologize for that hot ass mess that is Britney?

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!…..Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….”i apologize sweetie”…..i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards…NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they’ll break my arm……yeah whatever!!….my security guard Bruce grabs them and say’s I got him….let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

Lil Britney - “Lipgloss” and more

Friday, July 27th, 2007

This is a guy? damnssss more vids after the cut...

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VH1 Searches For The Next Great Music Producer

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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VH1 Searches For The Next Great Music Producer To Create The Official Score For This Year’s “VH1 Hip Hop Honors�

“THE SCORE� Launches Today At HIPHOP.VH1.COM

Winner To Receive A Studio Session with Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson From The Roots And A Trip to NYC To Attend

The 2007 “VH1 Hip Hop Honors�

NEW YORK, NY July 25, 2007 — Today VH1 launches “THE SCORE,â€? an online search to find the best undiscovered hip hop producer in the country. VH1 will give one lucky producer the opportunity to heat up VH1’s fourth annual hip hop celebration by awarding him or her with the opportunity to create and produce the official score of the annual, televised event. The winning score will be used during the broadcast of “VH1 Hip Hop Honorsâ€? on October 8 at 10PM*.

Through August 20, contestants can post their 60-second beats for consideration at http://hiphop.vh1.com. See site for official rules and guidelines. Three finalists will be selected by a panel of music industry judges. Viewers will then decide through online voting who has what it takes to create and produce this year’s official score to “VH1 Hip Hop Honors.â€? The winner will receive show credit, the opportunity to be mentored by Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson from The Roots during a session where the winning score will be professionally produced and a trip to NYC to attend the taping of the fourth annual “VH1 Hip Hop Honorsâ€? celebration in New York in October.

Additionally, in early September, VH1.com will launch a dedicated “VH1 Hip Hop Honors� web site with honoree profiles, exclusive online content and more.

Hosted by Tracy Morgan, this year’s “VH1 Hip Hop Honors,� will pay tribute to Snoop Dogg, WHODINI, Missy Elliott, Wild Style’s 25th Anniversary and Teddy Riley and Andre Harrell for New Jack Swing. The VH1-created awards special honors hip hop’s pioneers and luminaries who have transformed this musical genre into a cultural phenomenon. The music and influence of each of the honorees will be recognized through performances by classic artists in collaboration with today’s hottest new talent.

Beyaki stans rise with your leader

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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This is what happens when the cript workers put too much convict hair on that lacefront….

Buju Banton signs gay rights declaration

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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So Buju finally gave in….hmm not saying it is wrong of him, but lets be real folks if you listen to the lyrics they don’t exactly sound “gay friendly”. You gotta do what you gotta do though to make that paper…..I’ve seen nuff times when gay protesters blocked reggae shows….I’d rathe rhave someone sign something of their own will……

The Gotcha Gotcha, Gitchy Gitchy is…

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Laure Ann Gibson is currently shopping this pilot for her own reality show…which is supposed to follow and show her road to superstardom.

“Not only am I gonna make an album, but I’m gonna be a superstar”…can’t you just settle for star…..cause superstardom is a whole buncha “tat tat” away…..

Beenie Man and Sizzla sign gay tolerance pact, oh really?

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

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Gay-rights activist Peter Tatchell and his Stop Murder Music campaign have launched the Reggae Compassionate Act, which states they “respect and uphold the rights of all individuals to live without violence due to their religion, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity or gender.

I guess that’s one step in a directiion huh….but lets be real here this is not going to change anything overnight. Beenie and Sizzla though I love dem had to do this because most of their overseas show kept getting cancelled. Elephant Man, TOK, Bounty Killa, Vybz Kartel, and Buju Banton didn’t sign the act, and I don’t expect that to happen anytime soon either….

Anybody ever heard bounty’s “Dat a True”?…..that song alone, though there are many more, just goes to show that this whole homophobia thing is deeply in the scene and isn’t going anywhere soon….